Dr. Tunde Quotes in Phat Girlz (2006)

Dr. Tunde: I din't know they made such beautiful bodies here in America!

Mia: I'm really a world reknowned aerobics instructor.

Dr. Tunde: [pointing at Jazmin] Actually, I was talking about your beautiful plump friend here.

Jazmin Biltmore: Me!

Dr. Tunde: Yes, her!

Stacey: [to Mia] Close your mouth child! Flies might get in.

Dr. Tunde: But what about them?

Jazmin Biltmore: Who?

Dr. Tunde: Them!

[looks at camera]

Jazmin Biltmore: [turns to camera] Ohh, them. Uhh, for all of you freaky deaky, nasty minded voyeurs

[sic]

Jazmin Biltmore: out there

Dr. Tunde: [interrupts] It's voyeur, it's French

Jazmin Biltmore: ...Okay, them too. Ya'll too. For all of ya'll out there wanting to see Jaz finally get her groove on,

[laughs]

Jazmin Biltmore: well this is PG-13. So if you want to see some more freaky deaky, go home and be with the one you love

[claps twice, lights go out]

Dr. Tunde: But I would like to ask you one question.

Jazmin Biltmore: [in her mind] Yes I would like to marry you.

Dr. Tunde: Why do you refer to yourself as bitch?

Jazmin Biltmore: What? Um, it, it's just an expression. American girls, we sometimes use it to refer to ourselves or our friends. It's a term of affection

Dr. Tunde: Okay, thank you for the explanation... bitch.

Jazmin Biltmore: Excuse me?