Dr. Stephen Marshall Quotes in The Gods Must Be Crazy II (1989)

Dr. Stephen Marshall: [panting to the honey badger whose been on his shoe which he's had to drag all over] Are you gonna to hang in there forever?

Dr. Stephen Marshall: [takes out some cooked Ostrich egg yolk and places it on the ground] There. Lunch.

[the honey badger just continues to naw on his shoe]

Dr. Stephen Marshall: Go on, try it.

[the badger doesn't]

Dr. Stephen Marshall: [opens a can of beer and takes a sip, then pours a little on the ostrich egg yolk he laid out] Okay, try that.

[taking another sip of beer, the honey badger suddenly lets go and goes to the yolk]

Dr. Stephen Marshall: [seeing this he immediately gasps] Mmph!

[drops the can of beer and starts running]

Dr. Stephen Marshall: [the honey badger hisses and starts chasing again]

George: [with gun pointed in the least threateningly way at Xixo, Dr. Taylor, Dr. Stephen Marshall, and the two soldiers and says] All right, now. You people behave and nobody gets hurt.

Dr. Stephen Marshall: [tucks his gun in his waistband and then hitches up his pants. Not surprisingly the tug causes the gun to go sliding down his pants]

George: [gasps] Oh my God.

[tries to carefully reach down and get his gun, but can't. He then starts to pull his pants down, but stops realizing that the victims, especially Dr. Stephen Marshall are curiously eyeballing him]

George: [chuckles nervously and again tries reaching down his pants, but this time the gun goes off]

George: [groaning painfully and in stupidity, as he falls to the ground] Ow.

Dr. Stephen Marshall: [struggling his way over] Quick get his gun.

[reaching up George's pant leg]

George: [groaning] Oh, no. You mustn't do that. My boss will kill you.

Dr. Ann Taylor: [gets it] Got it!

[the four struggle towards the jeep, and Dr. Taylor calls out to Xixo]

Dr. Ann Taylor: Mister, come with us.

Xixo: [starts hobbling over]

George: Wait, I wanna come too. He's gonna kill me.