Dr. Ross Quotes in 50/50 (2011)

Adam: A tumor?

Dr. Ross: Yes.

Adam: Me?

Dr. Ross: Yes.

Adam: That doesn't make any sense though. I mean... I don't smoke, I don't drink... I recycle...

Dr. Ross: Tomorrow I want to see how she interacts with other marine life, then we'll be ready for the internal examination.

Walter Kornbluth: Internal examination?

Dr. Ross: Of course, I want to study her pulmonary system, reproductive organs, everything.

Walter Kornbluth: Doctor Ross, are we considering how the subject is responding to the examination procedures?

Dr. Ross: I'm considering everything.

Walter Kornbluth: Oh yes, I'm sure you are Doctor Ross. How stupid of me! But let me ask you this, are you considering the possibility that you might be a sadistic pig?

Dr. Ross: While we are baring our souls, Mr. Kornbluth, I must honestly tell you I have never considered you a man of science. You're not a member of my team. Run along, Walter. See if you can't find a unicorn.

Chairman: Mr. Evans fits the criteria of a malignant narcissist. Acts of rage frequently involving the attentions of a woman. There's violence in this man

Dr. Ross: Your parole is denied

Dr. Ross: The test results from the catalog that you sent to me were interesting.

Harriet Purdue: Really! What'd you find?

Dr. Ross: First, the incisions. Laser surgery is what I'd have to guess. And we also found traces of a rare bacterium: Clostridium botulinum.

Harriet Purdue: What?

Dr. Ross: Botulinum. It's a poison, extremely deadly. And uh, this particular strain has been modified by gene splicing.

Harriet Purdue: Where does it come from?

Dr. Ross: Well, I'd never sign my name to this. Uh, Lieutenant Castle did say he wouldn't quote me?

Harriet Purdue: No, I won't.

Dr. Ross: Yes, well, uh, the only place I've ever heard of it showing up was in some germ warfare tests that the government was doing, back before this was all banned, back in 1969 and 1970. So, what have you got going on out there?