Dr. Rick Quotes in Fired Up! (2009)

Nick Brady: Hiya Dick.

Dr. Rick: It's Rick!

Nick Brady: Ah, sorry, I don't know why I keep doing that. You just look like such a Dick to me.

Dr. Rick: [Rick and his two friends are loudly singing-along in the car to "Tubthumpin'"] Awesome song! Chumbawumba. It's the soundtrack of my life man!

Carly: [introducing her boyfriend] He's Pre-med at Illinois.

Shawn Colfax: Then why do you call yourself doctor?

Dr. Rick: Why put off the inevitable?

Nick Brady: How'd you two crazy kids meet, Rick?

Dr. Rick: It's a funny story actually. Our parents knew each other from way back... and they introduced us.

Shawn Colfax: Whoo. Not that funny a story. Not even a story really, just like a fact.

Dr. Rick: I'll be watching you.

Shawn Colfax: Yeah. That's exactly what an audience member does at a performance-based event.

Carly: [to Rick] Just go sit down.

Dr. Rick: [makes 'my eyes are on you' gesture] Robert DeNiro, Meet the Parents reference. LOVE IT.

Nick Brady: [as Rick walks away] God he seems great.

Shawn Colfax: Really nice!

Nick Brady: Mm, I like him.

Dr. Rick: Animal House reference! LOVE IT!

Dr. Rick: [holding up his hands] If these weren't tools for healing, I would crack you in the jaw.

Nick Brady: YOU'RE a tool for healing.

Dr. Rick: Just came to say break a leg.

Carly: That's theater. This is cheering.

Dr. Rick: You better believe it.

Dr. Rick: You're dumping me for him?

Carly: No, I'm dumping you, period. And then I'm gonna be with him. Period. If... that's okay with him, question mark.

Shawn Colfax: Totally. Exclamation point.

Dr. Rick: Oh puke. Parenthesis, bold, underline.

[pleadingly]

Dr. Rick: Carly Horse. Carly Junior's, baby. Larry, Mo, and Carly. Carly and the Chocolate Factor, sugar. Carlsbad, Carlyfornia.

Dr. Rick: You should get that mole checked out. I'd do it myself, but I don't have my bag on me.

Shawn Colfax: Your book bag?

Dr. Rick: [after Downey punches Dr. Rick in the face] I hope one of you ends up in my ER one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO, none of that HMO bullshit!

Dr. Rick: We're learning about the effects of lavender therapy on type-2 carcinoma patients.

Shawn Colfax: How's that working out? Anyone go into remission after smelling a flower?

Dr. Rick: ...Alright, you caught me man. I picked you some flowers, Carly.

Carly: That is so sweet. Where are they?

Dr. Rick: ...I made a special wish on them and threw them into the sky.

Dr. Rick: I can take life as quickly as I can give it!

Dr. Rick: I hope one of you ends up in my E.R. one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Ha! Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO. None of that HMO BULLSHIT!

[Dr. Rick reveals that Nick and Shawn are in the camp just to get girls. Carly is furious. Rick reads Nick's diary aloud to humiliate him]

Dr. Rick: "Cheer camp, day one. The sun rises in the summer sky like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch." Ha-ha-ha. Queeratron. Ha-ha-ha.

[Nick approaches Rick angrily]

Nick Brady: Let's go. Give it to me.

[Rick's burly friends stop Nick]

Dr. Rick: [continues reading from Nick's diary] "And thereby Diora"...

[Rick sees that Diora stands nearby and points at her. She is surprised to hear what he reads from Nick's diary]

Dr. Rick: ..."I lie awake thinking, will I ever say "Diora", as a whisper in an ear? Will she ever say "I love you", in a moment with a tear?"

[Nick charges at Rick, but again Rick's burly friends stop him until Rick reads more. Finally Nick gets the diary back]

Nick Brady: Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Shawn Colfax: Carly, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

Carly: Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing.

Shawn Colfax: Carly, please, let me explain. Give me just one second.

[Rick and Carly walk away, Rick hugging her shoulder]

Dr. Rick: See you later, high school.

[Diora approaches Nick]

Nick Brady: I didn't write that. I bought the book. It was in there.

Diora: It was beautiful. Thanks.

[Diora kisses Nick o the cheek and walks away. Nick is stunned, for anything he tried so far did not impress Diora]

Nick Brady: Wow, I never really thought of that one. Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch. So simple.

Ted: I don't know, I'm just not that turned on by her lately.

Body Factory Attendant: I hear oysters are good for potency.

Dr. Rick: Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off.

Ted: If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody.