Dr. Rawlings Quotes in Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)

Dr. Rawlings: You don't really need them, you know. All they're good for is fitting car seats and blaming things on. They really just get in the way after that. You're absolutely capable of doing this on your own.

Dr. Rawlings: Bridget, how do you want to do this? Epidural?

Jack: No, you can do this. A positive mental attitude is stronger than any drug. Just think away the pain.

Bridget: Bollocks to that. No, I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.

Jack: Bridget, remember your yoga.

Bridget: Fuck yoga!

Dr. Rawlings: Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. It's supposed to relax one, but I just spend the entire time clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart.

Dr. Rawlings: I'm not sure how much there is to gain from you two being at the coalface if I'm honest. My ex-husband said it was like watching his favorite pub burn down.

Dr. Rawlings: "Think the pain away." You're pushing and entire human being out of your vagina. I'd like to see them thinking it away.

Dr. Rawlings: It's like the final of the X Factor or something. Dial zero one if you want it to be Mark and zero two if you want it to be Jack!

Bridget: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?

Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.

Dr. Rawlings: I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.

Bridget: Geriatric? That's outrageous.

Dr. Rawlings: Indeed.

Bridget: Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.

Dr. Rawlings: Oh, good! I was wondering how many fathers we get. Full house! Bingo!