Dr. Rachel Keyes Quotes in Little Black Book (2004)

Dr. Rachel Keyes: Why don't you just relax, Barbara?

Stacy: Okay.

Dr. Rachel Keyes: I'm just going to put your feet in these stirrups.

Stacy: Stirrups?

[gasps]

Stacy: A gynecologist? Not a podiatrist? 10-to-1 those aren't for the opera!

Dr. Rachel Keyes: And we'll have a little look-see.

Stacy: Look-see? Where?

Dr. Rachel Keyes: Oops! Someone left their panties on!

Stacy: Oops!

Dr. Rachel Keyes: There we go. Good. Comfy?

Stacy: Well, let's see: I'm spread-eagle in front of my boyfriend's ex who's about to go searching for warts.

Stacy: Super, thanks.

Dr. Rachel Keyes: Barbara, you know what they say, right? You can never be too rich, too thin or too far down on the table, so let's scooch ya!

Dr. Rachel Keyes: I'm going to insert the speculum, now.

Stacy: Oh, good. Narration.

Dr. Rachel Keyes: You may feel a bit of pressure.

Stacy: OW!

Dr. Rachel Keyes: Oh, would you take a look at that cervix, Nurse Kisilevsky. Textbook. I'm not the first person who's told you that, I'm sure.

Stacy: Can't hear it enough!