Dr. Quinn Burchenal Quotes in Red Planet (2000)

Gallagher: We can breathe!

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it!

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [looking at the destroyed habitat] Well, at least this thing has enough rocket fuel to keep us warm.

Gallagher: [igniting the fuel with a lighter] Here comes a billion dollar campfire. At least it's good for something.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Uh oh - we're going to talk about God now, aren't we? 'Cause if we are, I'm going to need another pop.

Chantilas: Not God... . faith.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Faith? Oh, I had a girlfriend named Faith. She cheated on me, with a girl named Chastity.

Gallagher: This is it. That moment they told us in high school where one day, algebra would save our lives.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [Laughs] Shut up.

[Urinating on the surface of Mars]

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Whoa! You sure do get some high arc in this low gravity.

Gallagher: You watching this, AMEE? We're taking the first piss on Mars.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Short time to live, long time to wait.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [after a discussion of faith] Listen, let's forget about all the religious stuff for now. Now, I say, Commander Bowman, to hell with humanity. I say, we take it. We just take it over for ourselves!

Gallagher: [sounding very serious] Call Earth, tell them it sucks, and don't bother coming?

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [laughs] Yeah, whatever keeps the riffraffs out. Chantilas, you can do the religion thing. Gallagher, you can keep the space john working... . Pettengail's... . passed out, and I can do pretty much everything else. King.

Commander Kate Bowman: What about me?

[Team members give Bowman a look because it's totally obvious]

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: You'll be my queen. Propagation of the species.

[Commander Bowman nods at him, and gets up and leaves]

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: It was just a, just a joke, Commander Bowman.

Chantilas: And on that note gentlemen, I suggest we all retire.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Man's a party animal. If he is doing okay nothing else matters. That's not going to change.

[Gallagher asks the symptoms of hypoxia]

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Hypoxia? Dizzy. Skin'll tingle. Vision narrows. Then anoxia. Shock, convulsions, acidosis.

Gallagher: Gonna hurt?

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Yeah.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal: A former rocket scientist who now specializes in making sandwiches. Terrific.