Dr. Prodd Quotes in Carry on Matron (1972)

Dr. Prodd: Name, please?

Miss Smethurst: Smethurst.

Dr. Prodd: Oh yes, I have some good news for you, Mrs Smethurst.

Miss Smethurst: Miss Smethurst.

Dr. Prodd: Oh, in that case I have some bad news for you.

Dr. Prodd: Mrs. Tucker, isn't it? Now what can I do for you?

Mrs. Tucker: Well, I came to see you three months ago, because I was a little bit worried about my husband being able to have a baby.

Dr. Prodd: Yes, that's right, he's a bit older than you, isn't he?

Mrs. Tucker: Eighty-eight.

Dr. Prodd: Yes.

Mrs. Tucker: Well, if you remember, you suggested it might be a good idea to take in a lodger, you know, someone nearer my own age.

Dr. Prodd: [uncomfortably] Yes, well, purely off the record, of course.

Mrs. Tucker: Well, it worked! I'm pregnant.

Dr. Prodd: Oh! What about your husband?

Mrs. Tucker: Oh, he's tickled pink.

Dr. Prodd: And what about the lodger?

Mrs. Tucker: Well, that's the trouble. She's pregnant too!