Dr. Pinderschloss Quotes in The Addams Family (1991)

Wednesday: Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.

Dr. Pinderschloss: Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.

Grandmama: Even with a chainsaw.

Dr. Pinderschloss: Keep the book closed, Gordon. Listen to mother!

Uncle Fester: I'll never listen to you, never, ever again!

Dr. Pinderschloss: I had to be strict with you because I cared! Put it down!

Uncle Fester: You never really loved me!

Gomez: Fester, this way!

Dr. Pinderschloss: Stop whining, you little good-for-nothing! Be a man!

Uncle Fester: You were a terrible mother! There! I said it!

[Fester opens the book, and a hurricane is unleashed inside the house, causing Tully and Dr. Pinderschloss to launch out the window]

Dr. Pinderschloss: Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?

Gomez: But I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident!

Dr. Pinderschloss: [after the party in Fester's honour] Gordon, I don't understand this. Let me get this clear. Have you been having a good time?

Uncle Fester: [jubilant] Yes, I have! It was marvelous. I sang up a storm! And I danced 'till I dropped! The Mamushka!

Dr. Pinderschloss: Have you tried hard enough? Ask him, sweetheart!

Tully Alfford: No, no, no, sweetheart. Don't ask!

Dr. Pinderschloss: [as Gomez and Morticia are about to kiss each other] Knock it off.