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Dr. Paul Batton: Now listen Fritz, this is no longer Casper, it's a demon. The Devil is alive, he will NEVER tell the truth. Whatever you do, dont fall for it.
Fritz: Dont worry Paul, I wont.
Frederic Lansing: Fritz, your shoes are untied!
[Fritz looks down]
Fritz: Dont listen to him Fritz.
Fritz: I wont.
Frederic Lansing: Fritz, your zippers down.
[Fritz looks down]
Dr. Paul Batton: Dont listen to him Fritz.
Fritz: I wont.
Frederic Lansing: FRITZ... YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN!
Fritz: Oh no you dont, I'm not gonna fall for it this time. Dont worry Paul, I wont listen to him.
Dr. Paul Batton: Pull your pants up Fritz.

-- Dr. Paul Batton
[In a lifeboat]
Dr. Paul Batton: Now what do we do?
Fritz: We can always dive for the Andrea Doria. I know it's around here somewhere.

-- Dr. Paul Batton
[Dr. Paul Baton, Fritz, and Kate all run to the sheriff's office.]
Dr. Paul Batton: We've got trouble!
Fritz: Right here in River City!
All: With a capital T and that rhymes with G and that stands for GHOUL!
Kate: We've got Captain Howdy!
Dr. Paul Batton: Right here in Hellview City!
Fritz: With a capital C and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zom... bie.

-- Dr. Paul Batton
Dr. Paul Batton: Your father is the sheriff?
Kate: Yes.
Dr. Paul Batton: [voice over] Well, kiss off getting laid.

-- Dr. Paul Batton

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