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  • Dr. Paul Batton: Now listen Fritz, this is no longer Casper, it's a demon. The Devil is alive, he will NEVER tell the truth. Whatever you do, dont fall for it.

    Fritz: Dont worry Paul, I wont.

    Frederic Lansing: Fritz, your shoes are untied!

    [Fritz looks down]

    Fritz: Dont listen to him Fritz.

    Fritz: I wont.

    Frederic Lansing: Fritz, your zippers down.

    [Fritz looks down]

    Dr. Paul Batton: Dont listen to him Fritz.

    Fritz: I wont.

    Frederic Lansing: FRITZ... YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN!

    Fritz: Oh no you dont, I'm not gonna fall for it this time. Dont worry Paul, I wont listen to him.

    Dr. Paul Batton: Pull your pants up Fritz.

  • [In a lifeboat]

    Dr. Paul Batton: Now what do we do?

    Fritz: We can always dive for the Andrea Doria. I know it's around here somewhere.

  • [Dr. Paul Baton, Fritz, and Kate all run to the sheriff's office.]

    Dr. Paul Batton: We've got trouble!

    Fritz: Right here in River City!

    All: With a capital T and that rhymes with G and that stands for GHOUL!

    Kate: We've got Captain Howdy!

    Dr. Paul Batton: Right here in Hellview City!

    Fritz: With a capital C and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zom... bie.

  • Dr. Paul Batton: Your father is the sheriff?

    Kate: Yes.

    Dr. Paul Batton: [voice over] Well, kiss off getting laid.

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