Dr. Parnassus Quotes in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)

Dr. Parnassus: Percy, what would I do without you?

Percy: Get a midget.

Dr. Parnassus: Voilà!

Tony: Voilà!

Dr. Parnassus: [Sees Tony setting up the Imaginarium] What are you doing?

Tony: Trying to save your daughter's life, sir!

Dr. Parnassus: [Absorbed in telling Valentina the story] Your mother and I went away together, grew old, and one day she came to me and told me she was pregnant! Can you believe it, at sixty and pregnant. A miracle.

Valentina: [Begins to weep] A miracle or a mistake?

Dr. Parnassus: [sighs, remembering his deal] You were the best mistake I ever made.

Dr. Parnassus: There are three cardinal rules, Mr. Nick. One, there is no black magic, only cheap tricks and... I forget the others.

Dr. Parnassus: You can't stop a story being told.

Mr. Nick: That's a weak hypothesis.

Dr. Parnassus: [Repeated line] What would I do without you, Percy?

Dr. Parnassus: [Has just seen the Devil] He's come to collect.

[after a pause]

Dr. Parnassus: He's early.

Dr. Parnassus: I'll kill you you son of a bitch.

Mr. Nick: Now that I'd like to see.