Dr. Nelson Guggenheim Quotes in Rushmore (1998)

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Dr. Nelson Guggenheim Quotes:

  • Herman Blume: What's his name again?

    Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: Max Fischer.

    Herman Blume: Sharp little guy.

    Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: He's one of the worst students we've got.

  • Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation.

    Max Fischer: And what does that entail?

    Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: It entails that if you fail another class, you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.

    Max Fischer: In other words, I'll be expelled.

    Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: That's correct.

    Max Fischer: Can I see some documentation on that, please?

    [Guggenheim hands him his transcript]

    Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying

    Max Fischer: Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. But the fact is, no matter how hard I try, I still might flunk another class. If that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, so be it...

    Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: We don't offer a post-graduate year.

    Max Fischer: Well, we don't offer it yet.

  • Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: It's Fischer!

  • Max Fischer: Good. I just wanted to inform you about what is going on.

    [Dr. Guggenheim stares at Max with contempt]

    Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: I never took you for an informer, Max.

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