Dr. Necessiter Quotes in The Man with Two Brains (1983)

Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence.

Dr. Necessiter: Nonsense. If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it.

Dr. Necessiter: Dr. Huffer?

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It's pronounced "Hfuhruhurr".

Dr. Necessiter: Well, the operations seems to be a success. But the doctor died.

[the scientists pull up in a car in front of a modern condominium building]

Dr. Necessiter: What's the matter?

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh, you have to forgive me. It's just that, being here in Austria, meeting a scientist with your interests, I half expected your laboratory to be in a castle, not a condo.

Dr. Necessiter: [Dr. Necessiter opens his room with his key and swings the door wide open] You mean like this?

[His place is decorated with rough rock walls and flagstone floors, candles and candelabras, an interior drawbridge, wing chairs, hanging banners, and the like]

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: [Amazed on seeing the castle-like interior of Dr. Necessiter's condo] Leapin' lizards!

Dr. Necessiter: Yes, we have those.

[On the left wall, two iguanas are hanging out, and two smaller green lizards leap from off camera to join them]