Dr. Lionel Badger Quotes in The Road to Wellville (1994)
Dr. Lionel Badger Quotes:
William Lightbody: You were masturbating!
Dr. Lionel Badger: I was not! I was massaging my colon!
William Lightbody: Massaging your colon! I know where the colon is and it doesn't stick up in the air!
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