Dr. Kohlzak Quotes in Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

Dr. Kohlzak: [at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury] When did you first notice the problem?

Frank Drebin: In the backyard, with my uncle.

Dr. Kohlzak: In the backyard... with your uncle?

Frank Drebin: Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.

Dr. Kohlzak: And what did you and your uncle find out?

Frank Drebin: Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe.

Dr. Kohlzak: [hands him a cup and opens a door to another room] If you would.

Frank Drebin: For what?

Dr. Kohlzak: A sperm count.

Frank Drebin: In here?

Dr. Kohlzak: Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.