Dr. Julian Winston Quotes in Cactus Flower (1969)

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Dr. Julian Winston Quotes:

  • Stephanie: I was married, when I was young.

    Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea!

    Stephanie: Neither did he!

  • Señor Sánchez: [Meeting on the dance floor] Good evening, doctor.

    Dr. Julian Winston: Good evening, patient.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck!

    Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.

    Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she!

    Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.

    Dr. Julian Winston: If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Where were you all night?

    Stephanie: It's all a blur, a beautiful blurry blur.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that!

    Stephanie: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous...

    Dr. Julian Winston: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg...

    Stephanie: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Stephanie?

    Stephanie: Doctor?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I think I'm going to kiss you.

    Stephanie: When will you know for sure?

    Dr. Julian Winston: [They kiss passionately] I plan to do this often.

    Stephanie: I'll make a note to remind you.

  • [an Airline hostess from an Australian airline has phoned to ask if Dr Winston is free for a date that evening]

    Dr. Julian Winston: Tell her I'm grounded!

    Stephanie: [down the phone] I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work any more.

  • [Toni reveals she tried to commit suicide]

    Dr. Julian Winston: You really tried to kill yourself over me?

    Toni Simmons: Stupid, wasn't it?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.

    Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Toni, I'm going to marry you.

    Toni Simmons: How do you mean, Marry?

    Dr. Julian Winston: You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away.

    Toni Simmons: But what about your wife?

    Dr. Julian Winston: My wife? I'll divorce her.

    Toni Simmons: What about the children?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I'll divorce them, too.

  • Toni Simmons: And did you get a load of that girl?

    Dr. Julian Winston: Well, I wasn't paying much attention...

    Toni Simmons: When she bent over, it looked like she had her knees up inside her dress.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out.

    Harvey Greenfield: You'll just have to put them back in again.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Her name is Toni Simmons.

    Stephanie: Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: What did she say?

    Toni Simmons: It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say

    Dr. Julian Winston: Tell me what she didn't say, word for word

  • Dr. Julian Winston: It's like waltzing in wet cement!

  • Dr. Julian Winston: [Talking to Harvey, about Toni] I'm having a rough time. As long as I was lying to her, everything was fine. The minute I decided to do the right thing and marry her, I've had troubles. You wouldn't believe the complications. It's like waltzing in wet cement.

  • Stephanie: Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila?

    Dr. Julian Winston: [Looking slightly disgusted] Gin and tequila?

    Stephanie: Yes. They call it the 'Mexican *Measles*'

    Dr. Julian Winston: [Correcting her] 'Missile.'

    Stephanie: They tell me it prevents malaria.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: [Talking about trying to recover his car which had been towed earlier] I went to the police station. They told me to try a garage on the East Side. When I got there they told me to try the West Side. When I got there, it was closed. I couldn't find a cab so I had to walk home. I should have listened to my mother and become an M.D. - they let you park anywhere.

  • Toni Simmons: What were you doing, talking to that awful man?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I was getting lonesome for the sound of a human voice.

    Igor Sullivan: Can I have another glass of beer?

    Dr. Julian Winston: Not yours!

  • [Greenfield has asked for free dental work for his latest girlfriend]

    Dr. Julian Winston: Don't you know any girls with straight teeth?

  • Dr. Julian Winston: [pointing to Igor] Will you give Tarzan here his electric razor?

  • [Julian has asked Stephanie if she would like to have a drink with him]

    Stephanie: Are you asking me to go out?

    Dr. Julian Winston: Why? Is there someone else in that closet?

  • Dr. Julian Winston: You're getting as prickly as your damn cactus!

  • [Miss Dickinson has pointed out there is no more room on Greenfield's tab]

    Harvey Greenfield: Julian, I feel insulted. It isn't as if I'm planning to stick ya.

    Dr. Julian Winston: It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: What happened out there on my mink stole? - I mean the beach. I wanna know.

  • Toni Simmons: [after they've observed Stephanie's prowess on the dance floor] Everything you told me about your wife was true. She's not a lady, she's a barracuda!

    Dr. Julian Winston: I don't care to discuss it anymore.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: It's just not practical to keep one in the city.

    Stephanie: A girl?

    Dr. Julian Winston: No, a CAR !

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