Dr. Jones Quotes in Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)

Tony: Hey Dr. Jones, do you have any birds I can play with?

Dr. Jones: Well, the birds that I have are... way too large and dangerous for you to play with.

Tony: So how about a smaller one?

Dr. Jones: Well I tell you what, I'll send you some lovebirds.

Tony: Sweet, I can't wait to play with them.

Dr. Jones: Mr, UH?

Cord McNally: Doesn't matter

Dr. Jones: Well, Mr Doesn't matter we ought to give them one last good yell, they usually yell a lot when I give them a shot of this

Cord McNally: YOW! That's the real stuff!

Dr. Jones: Well, if you had been a good enough actor I wouldn't have used it!

Cord McNally: Cord McNally

Bill Boss: I personally castrated him.

Dr. Jones: Yes, we are all aware.

Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.