Dr. John Quotes in Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)

Malvern: The Blues Brothers Band! Hmph!

Dr. John: Bunch a wanna be players

Stevie Winwood: How good can a mess like that sound any way?

Dr. John: Hello, Mr. Mast. Does it hurt when I press here?

[presses]

Johan Mast: [screams, and punches the doctor]

[Bennie talks to Dr. John, who is treating a moaning man]

Bennie: Hey. Hey, you. My father just told me he's been given up. And you say you can't do anything.

Dr. John: Not much. I'm afraid Mr. Mast is no longer a candidate for an organ donation.

Bennie: Come again?

Dr. John: Mr. Mast has a very poor condition and is already at an old age...

Bennie: Because he's had a tough life! I'd like to see you at that age!

[to the moaning man]

Bennie: When do you ever shut up, man! I'm talking to the doctor!

Dr. John: You don't understand. There just aren't enough donors.

Bennie: I can get a few accidentally run-over homeless bums here within an hour.

Dr. John: [laughs nervously] The donor must be of the same blood type, preferably a relative...

Bennie: [kicks the moaning man] *I* am a relative.