Dr. Jeffrey Korchak Quotes in Schizopolis (1996)

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Dr. Jeffrey Korchak Quotes:

  • Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: Remember: Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.

  • Bad Guy: Your brother.

    Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: You're... you're looking for my brother? I don't know where he is. He wanted to stay with me, but I told him...

    Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000.

    Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: $15,000, my brother, 8 hours. Well, but if...

    Bad Guy: Your brother...

    Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: ...my brother...

    Bad Guy: $15,000, 8 hours.

    Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: Yeah, okay, but if I can't find my brother, can I give you the $15,000? Do you still need my brother, or...?

    Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000.

    Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three of those things?

    Bad Guy: Correct.

    Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three?

    Bad Guy: Correct.

  • Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: [reading aloud] Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.

  • Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: I may vote Republican, but I'm a firm believer in gum control.

  • Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.

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