Dr. Jarvis Quotes in Thursday (1998)

Casey: [Dallas arrives at the Casey's house] Can I help you?

Dallas: May I.

Casey: All right, may I help you?

Dallas: So you're Casey?

Casey: That's right.

Dallas: I'm a friend of Nick's.

Casey: I bet you are.

Dallas: May I come in?

Casey: Nick is not here right now.

Dallas: I'll wait.

Casey: I'm a little busy.

Dallas: Well, I'll be real quiet.

[Sneaks under Casey's arm into the house]

Casey: Look, lady, I just told you I'm a little busy.

Dr. Jarvis: It's quite all right, Mr. Wells, I think I would enjoy speaking with your friend.

Casey: She's not my friend, I don't know who the fuck she is.

Dallas: Do you like pornos?

Dr. Jarvis: Excuse me?

Dallas: You know, pornos. Fuck films. Surely, you've heard stories.

Dr. Jarvis: [uncomfortable] Yes, I've heard stories, but I've never... I've never really given them that much thought.

Dallas: I love them, especially fag flicks. Their big cocks sliding in and out of each other. Fuck, that gets me so wet, they have to steam-clean the seat after I leave.

Dallas: [leans back] In fact, mmm...

Dallas: [grabs her crotch] I'm getting wet just talking about it.

Casey: [explaining away how long it took him to answer the door] I'm sorry about that, I couldn't find the key to the door.

Dr. Jarvis: I didn't hear it unlock.

Casey: Oh that's right, yeah, I didn't find it.

Dallas: Tell me, you're not one of those Freudian sub-intellectuals who waste all their time fixating on penis envy.

Dr. Jarvis: Well, sex *is* a prime motivator. I mean, indirectly, I believe sex is behind most of our major thought processes.

Dallas: You think so?

Dr. Jarvis: Absolutely.

Dallas: Do you like pornos?