Dr. J. Asthana Quotes in Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. (2003)

Dr. J. Asthana: May I ask what is happening here?

Murli Prasad Sharma: No!

Dr. J. Asthana: Are there any questions?

Murli Prasad Sharma: Yes, sir... If a man is dying in the admission ward, is it necessary for him to fill our a form?

[a shocked Asthana dismisses the class, but the next day... ]

Murli Prasad Sharma: Sir, I asked you a question yesterday that you didn't answer - can't you answer it today?

Dr. J. Asthana: Can I ask what is going on here?

Murli Prasad Sharma: Ask! Don't be shy, ask. Come on, ask!

Dr. J. Asthana: Mamu, he called me MAMU!

[Mamu means "dude" and/or "doofus"]