Dr. Goodman Quotes in Casual Sex? (1988)
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[Melissa's dream.]
Dr. Goodman: The good news is that your Blue Cross will cover this visit. The bad news is that you have herpes simplex I and II, trichomonas, gonorrhea, acute
[sic]
Dr. Goodman: immune deficiency syndrome related complex, vulvar lesions, secondary syphilis, venereal warts, and a potentially unbearable case of crabs.
Melissa: But he was only the third guy in my life, and the first one didn't count!
Dr. Goodman: Oh, all contact counts.
Melissa: But I thought I had safe sex.
Dr. Goodman: Oh, no sex is safe enough for you, Melissa. Well, enjoy the rest of your vacation.
[Plunges huge needle into her.]
-- Dr. Goodman
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