Dr. Goodman Quotes in Casual Sex? (1988)

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  • [Melissa's dream.]

    Dr. Goodman: The good news is that your Blue Cross will cover this visit. The bad news is that you have herpes simplex I and II, trichomonas, gonorrhea, acute

    [sic]

    Dr. Goodman: immune deficiency syndrome related complex, vulvar lesions, secondary syphilis, venereal warts, and a potentially unbearable case of crabs.

    Melissa: But he was only the third guy in my life, and the first one didn't count!

    Dr. Goodman: Oh, all contact counts.

    Melissa: But I thought I had safe sex.

    Dr. Goodman: Oh, no sex is safe enough for you, Melissa. Well, enjoy the rest of your vacation.

    [Plunges huge needle into her.]

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