Dr. Flexi Jerkoff Quotes in Flesh Gordon (1974)
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff Quotes:
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[after stepping off the space ship and taking a deep breath]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Good, there's oxygen on this planet.
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Flesh Gordon: Doctor, What are they?
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Some sort of penisaurus I believe.
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making?
[Shows blue prints]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: And employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets?
[puts blueprints back in jacket]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you think I don't know that? Well, I've never even heard of it. So you're barking up the wrong tree.
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: The power pasties, Flesh!
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: [threatening Little Nelly's lesbian warriors] Get back there! I've got the power pasties, and I know how to use 'em!
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: [to Flesh, looking at Little Nelly and her lesbian warriors] My God, Flesh! They're dykes!
Flesh Gordon: [Terrified] DYKES?
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Robunda Hooters: You, as the possessor of the virile force, must make love to the Queen!
Dale Ardor: NO!
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Dale... Dale, she's right. It must be done. Rumour has it she's quite a piece.
Flesh: Doc's right, Dale. I'll only stick it in halfway.
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