Dr. Desmond Forest Oates Quotes in Get Over It (2001)

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Keep icing your front bum. Swelling continues if you don't ice. And I need you... not really.

Berke Landers: [singing] Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: PROJECTION MR. BERKE... projection.

[singing]

Berke Landers: Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

Kelly: Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.

Berke Landers: That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.

Kelly and Basin: Your fresh breath goes on and on...

Everyone: While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...

Berke Landers: Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.

[Cheers from the audience]

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Put your hand DOWN little Steve.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Mr. Landers, how nice of you to join us. And thanks for not showering. What a super instinct.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Bill Shakespeare was a wonderful poet. But Burt Bacharach he ain't.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: I remember what the wonderful Bobby De Niro said to me. Well, not to me, I read it in an article.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Oh. Fun hair clip.

Basin: My dance partner? SHIT.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: That's enough out of your MUCK MOUTH.

Jessica: Sir, your wife called. She won't be able to make it to the show tonight.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Did she say why?

Jessica: It was hard to understand through the slur.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: I'd like you to read this poster and tell me what it says at the bottom.

Kelly: "No food or drink allowed in the auditorium at any time."

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: It says "Twelve original songs by Dr. Desmond Forest Oates."

Kelly: Oh, that part.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Yes, that part. I'll tell you what it doesn't say. It doesn't say "Additional lyrics by little miss sassy pants."

Dennis Wallace: Well, um, sometimes, the coach calles me ''Crazy Legs''.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Ooh... DOES HE?

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think.

Jessica: I am trying. You are intimidating me.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Well you are FRIGHTENING me. You understand that? How do you get dressed in the morning? Do you have people come in, or do you just lie in state?

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Oh, that was fun. Who was the composer on that?

Kelly: Me, actually.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting applause?

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: [interrupting Kelly's song] Time. Time.

[music stops]

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: It's just not very good. I could lie to you, but I would do you a disservice, because it's-it's just bad.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: HI. I'm Dr. Desmond Forest Oates fine arts chair... and all that hoopla.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Go Del.

Del: Go bid the huntsmen, wake them with their horns.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Hold it- yes um- um what can I... You'd tell me if you'd had a stroke.