Dr. Chris Cooper Quotes in Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
Dr. Chris Cooper Quotes:
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Alice: Hello, is your *uncle* home?
Cooper's groupie: Uncle? Oh, yeah. Just a moment.
Cooper's groupie: [calls upstairs suggestively] Uncle Chris!
Dr. Chris Cooper: Uncle? What, are we playing *that* game again?
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Dr. Chris Cooper: Cat on my head.
[shouts]
Dr. Chris Cooper: Cat on my head!
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Dr. Chris Cooper: [holding out cappuccino cup to assistant] My cap is luke.
Assistant: Lukewarm, Chris?
Cisco: No, Luke Skywalker, you fuckin' inbred.
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Dr. Chris Cooper: The drug was for people who couldn't get off the floor.
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Old Guy in Studio Audience: I want to be a scientist just like you. Any advice?
Dr. Chris Cooper: Er... work hard and stay in school!
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Dr. Chris Cooper: Doesn't anyone want to know how the drug works chemically?
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Dr. Chris Cooper: I think I may have something.
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Don Roritor: Can I get you anything else? Grappa, wine, cappuccino, tickets to a Lakers game?
Dr. Chris Cooper: No, thanks.
Don Roritor: Are you sure? What about cheesecake? Double-A batteries? Land in Montana?
Dr. Chris Cooper: No, thank you.
Don Roritor: I offer you these, but they'll be yours anyway. Do you understand?
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