Dr. Alex Hesse Quotes in Junior (1994)

Dr. Alex Hesse: My body. *My* choice!

Dr. Diana Reddin: Do you have your own room?

Dr. Alex Hesse: Yes. Why?

Dr. Diana Reddin: Well, call me old-fashioned, but I'll be damned if I'm having a child with a man I've never even slept with.

Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!

[deep voice]

Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT!

Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.

Larry: Sexual appetite?

Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A "Steifen".

Larry: A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.

[Dr. Hesse has to explain why he looks so 'masculine']

Dr. Alex Hesse: When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.

Dr. Alex Hesse: My nipples are very sensitive.

Dr. Alex Hesse: [to Diana] Does my body disgust you?

Dr. Alex Hesse: I'm all woman.

Dr. Alex Hesse: Can you feel how soft my skin is?

Dr. Alex Hesse: [running down the stairs with other pregnant women] Marvelous!