Dr. Alan Champion Quotes in The Net (1995)

Dr. Alan Champion: I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.

Angela: Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?

Dr. Alan Champion: Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.

Dr. Alan Champion: This is bizarre. I haven't seen you in so long. What are we even doing here?

Angela: Um, I just figured you would be safe.

Dr. Alan Champion: Oh great, so I've gone from being a self-centered asshole to safe. Thank you very much.

Angela: No, I just figured that they couldn't, um, trace me to you and that your, your patient records are confidential, right?

Dr. Alan Champion: My patient records! Yeah, I knew I had my subtle charms.

[Alan holds up martini glasses]

Dr. Alan Champion: Guess what time it is? Gibsons! Almost. We have no onions, so we'll have to use these: Seldane, the antihistamine of champions.

Dr. Alan Champion: You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional.

Dr. Alan Champion: Will you be handling the outpatient care, nurse?

Angela: Well, do you mind?

Dr. Alan Champion: Visions of sponge baths dance in my head.

[On a friend of Alan Champion's, who works for the FBI]

Angela Bennett: Do you trust him?

Dr. Alan Champion: Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties.