Douglas "Dougie" Whooly Quotes in Satan's Little Helper (2004)

Merrill Whooly: [on cell-phone handset] Betty! No, I'm in the car. I'm going to pick up Jenna at the ferry. She came home to spend Halloween with her brother. Is that true love or what?

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: Jenna's my girlfriend. I'm going to marry her.

Merrill Whooly: He says he's going to marry her. I don't think they got up to the word "incest" in the third grade, yet.

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: You said "sex"!

Merrill Whooly: [to Dougie] I said "incest," and don't be so stupid - play your game!

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: [shouting] Just let him go back to hell!

Jenna Whooly: [overlapping] Shhh! Shhh!

Jenna Whooly: He killed Daddy... His ass is *fucking grass*!

[first lines]

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: [off-camera] Ten points. Fifty points. Bonus points! A hundred points! Mom, he's ripping his guts out!

[last lines]

Jenna Whooly: [voice-over] Mom... Why doesn't he say something?

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: [voice-over] He's afraid Satan will hear him.

Jenna Whooly: Okay. Who was he and what did he look like?

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: You know - Jesus. He's wearing a costume, but I know he was real 'cause he had real blood.

[long pause as Jenna takes this in]

Jenna Whooly: Was he bleeding from his hand?

[Dougie nods]

Jenna Whooly: When you were trick-or-treating, did Satan kill Alex's father?

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly: When we were trick-or-treating, he threw a guy out of a window.

Jenna Whooly: Was it a big, brick house?

[Dougie nods]

Jenna Whooly: That man was Alex's father... And Jesus is Satan!