Douglas Quotes in The Other Guys (2010)

David Ershon: Douglas, how's the wife?

Douglas: She died.

David Ershon: Attaboy.

Douglas: [Douglas is skeptical about giving his business card out] You're not gonna call.

The Jackal: [flirtatiously] Douglas. You just have to have a little faith in people, that's all. Like I do.

[kisses him passionately]

Douglas: [after the sergeant calls him a "boy"] Don't call me that... My name is Douglas Wright, Junior.

Douglas: [to Coffin Ed and Gravedigger when a bomb is about to go off] You better watch your ass... According to my calculations, you got about four and three quarters seconds to get out of here.

[They run for cover]

Douglas: Everything your father ever told you is a lie!

Douglas: They know where you are...

Douglas: Will you keep out all the sadness?

Max: I have a sadness shield that keeps out all the sadness, and it's big enough for all of us.

Douglas: Your Uncle had some congestion,he was coughing most of the night sir.

Carl: What kind of cough? Was it dry or liquidy?

Douglas: It was just a cough sir.Next time I'll save you a sample.

Douglas: [Joe follows Mollie to have sex] May I ask you for a reference before you go upstairs sir?

Douglas: This isn't hell, it's Holland!

Douglas: There's people with longer hair than me.

Pat: Fags.

Douglas: Why don't you pack a little bag and fly to Paris for the weekend with me? I have a standing reservation on the Concorde, a suite in /le huitieme/, and a box at the opera, and *never* dine at a restaurant less than two stars. What do you say?

Peter: Chem Lab, Saturday morning.

Douglas: No one that you ever knew, or loved, or who loved you, or anyone who was ever anything to you that made you think that they might be as real as you are, ever proved that all six billion of the rest of us aren't all in it together against you.

Jake Scully: I thought you were a bartender, not a priest.

Douglas: That's right, I'm a bartender.

Jake Scully: Then keep the fucking glass filled!

Douglas: Keep your own glass filled.