Doug Neidermeyer Quotes in Animal House (1978)


Doug Neidermeyer Quotes:

  • Doug Neidermeyer: And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

  • [after Delta house is closed]

    Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?

    Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?

    Doug Neidermeyer: What'd he say?

  • Doug Neidermeyer: A Pledge Pin! On your Uniform!

  • Greg Marmalard: [at the trial of Delta House V. Omega House] Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House.

    Hoover: [the Deltas cheer as he stands up] I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The Delta House has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large.

    Dean Vernon Wormer: [to Marmalard] I think we've heard enough.

    Hoover: I was told I would have a chance to speak?

    Greg Marmalard: We've heard enough.

    Hoover: But I was told I would have a chance to speak!

    Doug Neidermeyer: HE SAID THAT'S IT! ARE YOU DEAF?

    Dean Vernon Wormer: [to Marmalard] Let's finish this damn thing.

    Bluto: [in the background] BULLSHIT!

    [the other Deltas start chanting "bullshit"]

    Hoover: I don't think it's fair!

    Dean Vernon Wormer: [angry] I'll tell you what's fair!

    Bluto: [in the background] EAT ME!

    [the other Deltas start chanting "Eat me"]

    Hoover: Hey will someone tell those assholes to shut up?

    Boon: Hey shut up you assholes!

    [shows Katy laughing hysterically]

    Otter: [stands up] Point of parliamentary procedure!

    Hoover: Don't screw this up, they're serious this time.

    Otter: Take it easy man, I'm in pre law.

    Boon: I thought you were pre med?

    Otter: What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.

    Dean Vernon Wormer: What's he doing?

    Otter: The issue here is not that we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did.


    Otter: But you can't hold an entire fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our education system in general? I put it to you, Greg! Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!

    [they cheer, walk out humming the US National Anthem]

    Dean Vernon Wormer: You're not walking out of this one mister! You're finished! No more Delta! You've bought it this time, buster! I will call your national office! I will revoke your charter! And if you wise guys try one more thing, I am kicking you out of this college! No more fun of any kind!

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