Dorothy Van Doren Quotes in Quiz Show (1994)

Mark Van Doren: What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.

Man 1: Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren: Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren: His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2: Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren: How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren: Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.

Charles Van Doren: Last week alone, I had 11 proposals of marriage!

Mark Van Doren: Perhaps you should accept one of them.

Dorothy Van Doren: [to Mark] And to think, they unleash you on those impressionable young minds.

Mark Van Doren: Well, why not? He's 33 years old, Jesus Christ had a girlfriend at 33 years old.

Dorothy Van Doren: Look how that turned out.

Thomas Merton, The Monk: And, he shared an office with His Father!