Dorcas Quotes in The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Dorcas Quotes:
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Dorcas: What would you buy if you were bored?
Neville: Uh... a jar of calf's foot jelly.
-- Dorcas -
Dorcas: Which of the boys slept in this bed, do you suppose?
Sarah: [gasps] Dorcas Galen!
Dorcas: What's the matter? Didn't you ever think of that; that you're sleeping in one of *their* beds?
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Rev. Elcott: [after rounding up the girls] We're all fathers here and we love you, so don't be afraid to answer. A while back I heard a wee babe crying in the house. Whose is it?
[girls look at one another]
Rev. Elcott: Whose is it, don't be afraid to tell?
Dorcas, Alice, Sarah, Liza, Ruth, Martha: [all at once and smiling] Mine!
-- Dorcas -
Dorcas: I've always wanted to be a June Bride... and have a baby right off, in the spring maybe.
-- Dorcas -
Dorcas: [upon seeing the Pontipee brothers arrive at the barn raising] Who are they? I don't recall ever seeing them before.
Liza: They're strangers to me.
Ruth: Seven of them.
Martha: And all as tall as church steeples.
Alice: It's Milly! Milly!
-- Dorcas -
Dorcas: [hands her a jewelry box] Georgie, I got these for you.
Georgia: Dorcas, you shouldn't do this.
Dorcas: It's alright. I got the receipt.
Georgia: [surprised] Good for you.
Dorcas: Well, it's a start.
-- Dorcas -
[Dorcas stuffs a chicken while Janet listens to the radio in the next room and Andrea practices upstairs. Janet turns off the radio and comes into the kitchen]
Janet Widdington: Doesn't sound good. I can't listen anymore.
Dorcas: Don't know how you can stand it. Sounds like a strangled cat.
Janet Widdington: I meant the news!
Dorcas: Oh, right.
Janet Widdington: Do we have any parsnips?
Dorcas: Bit early for parsnips. Plenty of spuds, though.
Janet Widdington: Well, we shall have to have extra spuds. Potatoes.
-- Dorcas -
[Ursula sits by Andrea's bed, watching him sleep. Dorcas bursts in]
Dorcas: Tea.
Ursula Widdington: Shhh!
Dorcas: [she glances at Andrea, then says just as loudly,] Do you want tea?
Ursula Widdington: [whispering] Shh! You'll wake him up! I think I'll wait until Janet gets up from her nap.
Dorcas: Well, she's up.
Ursula Widdington: [still whispering] Is she? She hasn't been long. All right, I'll be down directly.
[she turns back to Andrea]
Dorcas: He isn't gonna run off.
[Ursula shoots her a look. Dorcas slams the door as she leaves, waking Andrea]
-- Dorcas -
[Mr. Penruddocke arrives to play his violin for Andrea]
Dorcas: Wipe your feet.
[he does]
Dorcas: All right.
[she motions him inside]
Dorcas: Just a minute, lift them up.
[he lifts one and shows her the bottom of his shoe]
Dorcas: And the other one.
[he lifts the other]
Dorcas: All right.
-- Dorcas -
[Dorcas comes into Andrea's room, carrying a sack of potatoes and two buckets]
Dorcas: I got a job for you...
[They sit, peeling the potatoes]
Dorcas: [indicating the two buckets] You put the peel in here, and the spuds in here. You have done this before, haven't you?
[Andrea looks bored. He purposely throws a peel into the spud bucket]
Dorcas: No!
[She fishes the peel out]
Dorcas: You put the peel in *here* and the *spuds* in here!
Andrea Marowski: "Spuds"?
Dorcas: Yes. Proper name's "potato," but we calls them "spuds".
[She holds up the potato she's been peeling]
Dorcas: Potato. Potato!
Andrea Marowski: Ah, "ziemniak".
Dorcas: What?
Andrea Marowski: [forcefully] "Ziemniak"!
Dorcas: Right.
Andrea Marowski: [speaks in Polish, subtitled] You look like a potato.
Dorcas: What?
Andrea Marowski: [speaks in Polish, subtitled] Actually, you look like a sack of potatoes.
Dorcas: It's no good, I can't understand a word you's saying.
[He shows her his potato, into which he has cut two eyes and a mouth]
Dorcas: And don't get artistic, just *peel* the blooming thing.
-- Dorcas
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