Dopinder Quotes in Deadpool (2016)

Dopinder: Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?

Deadpool: Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.

Dopinder: And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?

Deadpool: This shit...

[lifts his mask halfway showing his scarred face]

Deadpool: Boo!

Dopinder: I presume a crisp high five?

Deadpool: For you? 10.

[slaps Dopinder a double high-five]

Deadpool: [to Colossus and Negasonic] Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference.

Deadpool: [Whispers to Dopinder] You know what do to.

Dopinder: Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!

Dopinder: My romantic rival, Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a polluted fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.

Deadpool: I did not tell him to do that! Absolutely not! It got lost in translation. Dopinder this is *no* way to win Gita's heart back!

[Whisper]

Deadpool: I am so proud of you.

[Loudly]

Deadpool: Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like.

[Whisper]

Deadpool: Kill him.

[Loudly]

Deadpool: And then win Gita back the old-fashioned way with your boyish charm.

[Whisper]

Deadpool: Kidnap her.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [to Colossus] He's super dead.

Deadpool: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love... tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?

Dopinder: Yeah.

Deadpool: Or the whole world tastes like Mama Juice after hot yoga.

Dopinder: Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?

Deadpool: Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.

Dopinder: That's, uh, $27.50.

Deadpool: I... I never carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.

Dopinder: Oh.

Deadpool: But, uh, how about a crisp high five?