Dopey Quotes in The Dark Knight (2008)
Grumpy: [with Chuckles, picks up Bozo on the street] Three of a kind, let's do this!
Chuckles: Huh, that's it? Three guys?
Grumpy: Plus two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
Chuckles: *Six* shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him "The Joker".
Happy: [up on the roof, breaking open the alarm box with Dopey] So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Dopey: I hear he wears makeup.
Happy: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
Grumpy: [On the street, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles get out of their car and run inside the bank. Grumpy fires off a round into the air to grab the attention of the customers and tellers] All right, everybody! Hands up, heads down!
[In the background, Chuckles overpowers one of the guards]
Grumpy: Let's put hands up, heads down!
[grabs a teller by his collar and pulls him over his desk]
Grumpy: Let's go, pal! I'm making a withdrawal here!
[He then points his gun at a female teller]
Grumpy: I said hands up!
Dopey: [waiting eagerly with Happy on the roof] Here comes the silent alarm...
[presses a button to disable it]
Dopey: ... and there it goes!
[Downstairs, Grumpy has managed to pull the female teller over the counter]
Dopey: That's funny. It didn't dial out to 911 - it was trying to reach a private number.
Happy: Is there a problem?
Dopey: Nah, nah. I'm done here.
[Happy shoots him, steals his bag, and rushes downstairs into the vault. In the lobby, Bozo is sticking gas grenades in the hostages' hands and pulling the pins]
Grumpy: Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands other than holding on to dear life!
Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Dopey: [on the roof of the bank trying to disconnect the silent alarm] Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
[while Grumpy overpowers two of the tellers in the bank, Happy and Dopey wait for the silent alarm to come]
Dopey: Here comes the silent alarm...
[disables it by pressing a button]
Dopey: And there it goes.
Dopey: That's funny, it didn't dial out to 9-1-1. It was trying to reach a private number.
Happy: Is it a problem?
Dopey: Nah, I'm done here.
[Happy shoots him with a silenced Beretta 92SB-C, then takes his bag and runs down into the vault]
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Characters on The Dark Knight (2008)
- The Chechen
- Salvatore Maroni
- Harvey Dent
- James Gordon Jr.
- Lt. James Gordon
- Gotham National Bank Manager
- Lucius Fox
- Detective Stephens
- Gentleman at Party
- Rachel Dawes
- Bus Driver
- Man No. 1
- Judge Surrillo
- Mayor Anthony Garcia
- Dr. Jonathan Crane
- Judge Freel
- Detective Wuertz
- Mike Engel
- Shotgun SWAT
- Det. Ramirez
- Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb
- Detective Murphy
- Fat Thug
- Armored Car SWAT
- Thug at Party
- Cop Heckler
- Tattooed Prisoner