Doorknob Quotes in Alice in Wonderland (1951)


Doorknob Quotes:

  • Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

  • Alice: I simply must get through!

    Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible.

    Alice: You mean impossible?

    Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.

  • [Alice reaches the door to escape from the mob]

    Doorknob: [tries to open the door] D'oh! I'm - still locked, you know!

    Alice: [in horror] But the queen! I simply *must* get out!

    Doorknob: [chuckles] But you *are* outside.

    Alice: [releases her grip on the Doorknob] What?

    Doorknob: [opens his mouth] See for yourself.

    [Alice sees through his mouth and sees herself asleep with Dinah also sleeping on her lap by a tree in a beautiful meadow]

    Alice: Why - why that's me! I'm asleep!

    Queen of Hearts: [shouting from a distance, advancing toward Alice along with a mob of other characters] Don't let her get away! Off with her head!

    Alice: [in terror, through the Doorknob's mouth] Alice, wake up! Please, wake up, Alice!

    Queen of Hearts: [comes closer with the rest of the mob] Off with her head!

    Alice: Alice! Please, wake up, Alice!

    [as the mob draws nearer, the screen goes into swirling multicolor until it shows Alice sleeping by the tree]

    Alice: [voiceover] Alice! Alice! Alice!

    Alice's sister: [changes to her sister's] Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?

  • Doorknob: D'ooooh!

    Alice: Oh! I beg your pardon...

    Doorknob: Whew. Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn.

    Alice: You see, I was following...

    Doorknob: Rather good, what? Doorknob? Turn? Since one good turn deserves another, what can I do for you?

  • Alice: [drinks from bottle] Mmm... tastes like cherry tart.

    [shrinks down]

    Alice: Custard.

    [shrinks down]

    Alice: Pineapple.

    [shrinks down]

    Alice: Roast turkey.

    [now at minimum size]

    Alice: Goodness! What did I do?

    Doorknob: [chuckles] You almost went out like a candle!

    Alice: But look, I'm just the right size!

    Doorknob: Oh - no use.


    Doorknob: I forgot to tell you.


    Doorknob: I'm locked!


    Alice: Oh, no!

    Doorknob: But of course, you've got the key, so...

    Alice: What key?

    Doorknob: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there!

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