Donna Jones Quotes in Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?

Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?

Ann Hogan: B-Y-...

Mike Ditka: I think I got it.

[gives paper]

Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?

Ann Hogan: Byong-Sun is very shy - this book really helped us to deal with it, so you're probably gonna want to give it a glance.

Phil Weston: [reading title] My Child is Shy. Thanks.

[pause]

Phil Weston: I'm sorry, who's your son?

Donna Jones: Byong-Sun.

Phil Weston: Oh, I see.

[pause]

Phil Weston: Actually, I don't see, I'm sorry.

[realizing they are lesbians]

Phil Weston: Oh wait, now I see! Wow!

Ann Hogan: We're at all the games, unlike a lot of the other parents.

Phil Weston: No no, not like the other parents at all! You're better than the other parents.

Ambrose's Dad: Oh, so they're better?

Phil Weston: No, they're different.

Donna Jones: What do you mean "different"?

Phil Weston: I mean, you're different because you're better.

Ambrose's Dad: How are they better?

Phil Weston: You're both better different... in a different but better way!

Ann Hogan: Uh, okay.

[she walks off with Donna]

Ambrose's Dad: It's a little early to start playing favorites, Phil.

Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones. You can call me 'Chief.'

Ann Hogan: Coach Ditka? Hi. Our son, Byong Sun, he's very shy, and we were wondering

[hands him a pad to autograph]

Mike Ditka: Sure, 'be happy to.

Ann Hogan: Thank you so much. It's Byong Sun

[spelling]

Ann Hogan: B-Y...

Mike Ditka: [autographing] I think I got it.

[hands it back to them]

Mike Ditka: Bye bye.

Mike Ditka: [to Phil, awkwardly] Just... a wonderful couple.

Ann Hogan: [looking at the autograph] What...

Donna Jones: "Bing Bong"?