Donna Jensen Quotes in Erin Brockovich (2000)


Donna Jensen Quotes:

  • Donna Jensen: You're a lawyer?

    Erin Brockovich: NO, no... I hate lawyers. I only work for them.

  • Erin Brockovich: [the inciting moment] I'm sorry. I just don't see why you're corresponding with PG&E about your medical problems in the first place.

    Donna Jensen: Well, they paid for the doctor's visit.

    Erin Brockovich: They did?

    Donna Jensen: You bet. Paid for a checkup for the whole family. And not like with insurance where you pay and a year goes by and maybe you see some money. They just took care of it just like

    [snaps fingers]

    Donna Jensen: that. We never even saw a bill.

    Erin Brockovich: Wow. Why'd they do that?

    Donna Jensen: Because of the chromium.

  • Donna Jensen: 'Cause of the chromium.

    Erin Brockovich: The what?

    Donna Jensen: The chromium. Well, that's what kicked this whole thing off.

  • Donna Jensen: [after a meeting] Oh, I made some bundt cake. Let me get some coffee, too.

    Ed Masry: [Gets up to leave] Sorry, we have to be getting back...

    Erin Brockovich: [under her breath in Ed's ear] Have a fuckin' cup of coffee, Ed.

    Ed Masry: [to Donna] Coffee would be great, thanks.

    Pete Jensen: [after Ed sits back down next to him] My wife makes great bundt cake.

    Ed Masry: I love bundt cake.

  • Donna Jensen: I just worry if I really fall in love with Ted, what's going to happen to everything I've worked so hard for?

    Randy: OK, fine, don't fall in love with him.

    Donna Jensen: That's kinda where I'm having the problem.

    Randy: It just takes willpower, is all. I mean, you didn't fall in love with me, did you?

    Donna Jensen: You're gay.

    Randy: But, it still took willpower, didn't it?

  • Co-Pilot Steve: You're a pro. You're going places.

    Donna Jensen: Ya think?

    Co-Pilot Steve: I'm a pilot. It's my job to know where people are going.

  • Sally Weston: Donna, did I ever tell you about a nasty habit that flight attendants pick up on the job?

    Donna Jensen: No.

    Sally Weston: We learn to always keep smiling, even when we're out of Bloody Mary mix.

  • [Donna and Christine are filling out job application forms]

    Donna Jensen: Oh, my God. Do you dot your "i"'s with little hearts? That's so cute.

    Christine: Yeah, well, it's my trademark. That and my hickeys.

  • Donna Jensen: You're breaking up with me, in a birthday card? Why?

    Tommy Boulay: Because they don't make breaking-up cards?

  • Donna Jensen: Sally always said, life is a series of arrivals and departures.

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