Donna Biebe Quotes in Mystery, Alaska (1999)

Mayor Scott Pitcher: And we're getting a Zamboni, Donna.

Donna Biebe: A Zamboni? Wow, I'm getting wet just thinkin' about it.

Mayor Scott Pitcher: Jesus Christ!

[walks away]

Donna Biebe: Every ex-player turned coach says that they prefer coaching over playing. Why would they all say that?

John Biebe: Because they can't play.

[John is jealous after seeing his wife and Charles Danner laughing together in the stands, while John was busy trying to coach the team. Donna doesn't understand why he is upset]

Donna Biebe: John?

John Biebe: You've been smilin' a lot lately.

Donna Biebe: [smiling, still puzzled] Excuse me?

John Biebe: Ever since he came back. Charlie. You been smilin' a little more.

Donna Biebe: [finally understanding] John. That was high school.

[He walks a few steps, kicking the snow to reveal the frozen pond below. Then he kicks at the ice again and speaks metaphorically]

John Biebe: This is not a pond!