Donald the Monkey Quotes in Zookeeper (2011)

Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?

Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... always.

Griffin Keyes: How did you get past the enclosures?

Donald the Monkey: You don't wanna know.

Griffin Keyes: Actually, I do.

Donald the Monkey: Okay, but I don't wanna tell.

Griffin Keyes: [about Kate leaving] Oh, man, it's my fault. I blew it.

Joe the Lion: No, it's my fault. I was the one who told you to be someone you're not.

Janet the Lioness: No, you know what? It's my fault. I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.

Donald the Monkey: It's not my fault. I said throw poop at her. That always works.

Donald the Monkey: Don't get mad at us because you don't hear a kid say, "Mommy, I want to see a crow."

Crow: Okay, that's the captivity talk.

Donald the Monkey: Oh, not now, Barry. You just started your diet today.

Jerome the Bear: He's not even chewing.

Bruce the Bear: Take a deep breath.

Barry the Elephant: What? I'm stress-eating; STOP LOOKING AT ME!