Donald Becker Quotes in The Couch Trip (1988)

Donald Becker: I know your sort. You're a malcontent, a misfit, someone who's never achieved shit in his life. Takes one to know one.

Donald Becker: [to Laura] I love you passionately. From the first moment we met, I knew I aroused a powerful emotion in you. It was disgust, but I can build on that.

Hendricks: He cares, that's the secret. It's in his voice. Do you know what that means to an advertiser?

Donald Becker: Whoever wants the donuts without jelly, they're ready.

[Burns has just thrown away Becker's medication]

Donald Becker: I hope they have cable. I can't watch regular TV without drugs.

Donald Becker: [holding several doughnuts with straws inserted] If anybody wants a doughnut with no jelly, these are ready.