Don Verdean Quotes in Don Verdean (2015)

Boaz: There are a lot of rocks out there, Don. They all look the same. How do I know which one is the one?

Don Verdean: Well, it can't be that hard. We need the one with breasts.

Boaz: Oh, the breasts. Okay, that one.

[laughs]

Boaz: Oh, yeah. There's one big white rock, and it has breasts on it.

Carol Jensen: You know, in the eight months that you've known me, you've never asked me one thing about my personal life. I-I-I assumed it was a professional courtesy, but now I realize you think of me as a mindless subordinate.

Don Verdean: Now, Carol, that's not true. I just never thought you *had* a personal life.

[last lines]

Don Verdean: [holding his food tray] Mind if I sit down? My name's Don.

Gary: Hey.

Don Verdean: Your mother named Carol?

Gary: Yeah.

Don Verdean: I know your mother, son.