Don Roritor Quotes in Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)

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Don Roritor Quotes:

  • Cisco: Okay, I was driving around last night in my sixty-two thousand dollar car. And I was trying to think of a name for the drug, then it hit me.

    Don Roritor: The name?

    Cisco: No a bird, it hit my windshield. When that happened, I got depressed.

    Natalie: Not you, Cisco!

    Cisco: Yeah, even me. But as soon as I got depressed, I got undepressed. 'Cause as I was cleaning the gleaming guts of that bird off my car, I thought of a name for the drug - Gleemonex. The slogan - Gleemonex makes it feel like it seventy-two degrees in your head... all... the... time!

  • Don Roritor: Your drug is effectively changing the world for the better. It's important that you know that. Have you heard that crack is gone? Crime is down... and oddly enough, so is tourism.

  • Don Roritor: May I have the room for a moment? My empire is CRUMBLING!

  • Don Roritor: Can I get you anything else? Grappa, wine, cappuccino, tickets to a Lakers game?

    Dr. Chris Cooper: No, thanks.

    Don Roritor: Are you sure? What about cheesecake? Double-A batteries? Land in Montana?

    Dr. Chris Cooper: No, thank you.

    Don Roritor: I offer you these, but they'll be yours anyway. Do you understand?

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