Don Lino Quotes in Shark Tale (2004)

Sykes: Come on, snap your fin. Snap it. You're not snapping it.

Don Lino: I'm snapping it, I'm snapping it!

Sykes: That's okay, a lot of great whites can't do it, yo.

Don Lino: Yo?

Sykes: Yo, what's up?

Don Lino: What's up with what?

Sykes: Yo-yo-yo, yo-yo-yo, yo-yo-yo-yo...

Don Lino: Hey, you say "Yo" one more time, and I'm gonna yo you.

Sykes: I'm sorry.

Sykes: [about Lenny] Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer!

Don Lino: My Lenny is a killer, you hear me? A cold-blooded killer! Look at him!

[Lenny wiggles around on a bar stool]

Oscar: Sykes, shut up! SHUT UP!

Sykes: Hey, that's good. That's good, I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! Shut up. Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.

Oscar: [Whispers] No. I'm not here. I'm not here!

Sykes: Yeah, he's right here.

Oscar: [Sykes gives shellphone to Oscar] Hello?

Don Lino: [on phone with Oscar] Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell *me* shut up, I tell *you* shut up!

Don Lino: [hears phone dialing]

Don Lino: What?

Luca: Hi, how you doing? I'll have a large pie, everything on it, anchovies, meatballs, mushrooms...

Don Lino: Luca!

Luca: Oh... Uh, hi, Boss! What're you doing working at a pizza joint?

Don Lino: [shouts] Get off the phone!

Luca: But I'm hungry.

[hangs up]

Don Lino: [sighs] My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer. They're going to tear you fin from fin!

[Don Lino gets wedged in a porthole while chasing Oscar]

Don Lino: [calling after Oscar] You're gonna regret the day you became the Shark Slayer!

[the Shrimp appears in another porthole]

Shrimp: Well, well, well... look who's stuck in the porthole...

Don Lino: Huh?

Shrimp: You still hungry, big guy? Well, say hello to my little friends!

[a bunch of shrimps appear and attack Lino]

Don Lino: I tell you what's what, and what?

Sykes: What?

Don Lino: What what?

Sykes: What what nothin'. You said what first.

Don Lino: I didn't say what first.

Sykes: You said "and then what?' and I said "what?'

Don Lino: No, I said "What, what?" as in "What, what?"

[pause]

Sykes: ...You said what first.

Oscar: Now which one of y'all sardines called this here meeting?

Don Lino: That would be me.

[slams the door, making Sykes, Oscar and Lenny cringe a little]

Don Lino: So, this is the Shark Slayer. I've been looking forward to meeting you. I feel like we're practically family, you know? Funny, ain't it? I brought my sons into the world, full of love and care. And then you took them out. Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the Don, the boss of the Great White Sharks!

Luca: Hey boss, I saved you a seat!

Don Lino: [hugging his son] Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I'd lost you... What're you wearing, huh? What is that?

[Lenny heaves a resigned sigh and sheds his disguise. The other sharks gape at him]

Luca: Hey, boss, it's Lenny - he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognise him, but he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognise him!

Lenny: Hi, Pop...

Don Lino: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your MIND? Do you have any idea how this looks?

Giuseppe: This is the best sit-down I've ever been to!

Don Lino: What're you doing with this guy? He took out your own flesh and blood, Frankie!

Lenny: But Pop, just listen...

Don Lino: But nothing, you never take sides against the family, ever!

Oscar: Don, Lino, sir, listen, it's not his fault - this is between you and me!

Don Lino: What did I ever do to YOU? You took Frankie away, and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm going to get you!

[He goes for Oscar]

Don Lino: Hey, Luca... Get Sykes. He knows that Reef better than anybody. I want to know all about this guy. I want to know what he does. I want to know where he eats. I want to know where he sleeps. He pops a gill, I want to know about it. Who is the Shark Slayer?

[while Don Lino talks to Sykes, the music record slips]

Don Lino: LUCA!

[Luca fixes the record, but accidentally sets it to play "Baby Got Back". Lino and Sykes stare at Luca, who quickly puts the record off]

Luca: Hey, boss... big butts. Ha ha.

Don Lino: Oy vey...

Giuseppe: It's a terrible thing. Everyone loved Frankie. May whoever did this die a thousand deaths. May his stinking, maggot-covered corpse rot in the fiery depths of Hell.

Don Lino: Thank you for your kind thoughts, Guiseppe.

Don Feinberg: He come out of nowhere, this guy. Calls himself...

[turns around with a flourish]

Don Feinberg: The Shark Slayer!

Don Lino: [behind him] Ira, over here...

[Feinberg turns to face Lino]

Don Feinberg: [makes the flourish again] The Shark Slayer!

Don Lino: Where do I find him?

Don Feinberg: He lives on the South Side. That's all we could dig up.

[first words]

Don Lino: [looking in an aquarium of piranha] How are my babies this morning? You miss me? You doing good, huh? Huh? You see, Sykes, it's a fish-eat-fish world - you either take or you get TAKEN!

[drops a morsel into the aquarium and the fish fight over it]