Don Billingsley Quotes in Friday Night Lights (2004)

Brian Chavez: I'm gonna miss the heat.

Don Billingsley: I'm gonna miss the lights.

Brian Chavez: Yeah, me too. Stay low boys, keep those feet moving.

Don Billingsley: Hey Chavez! Be perfect.

Brian Chavez: You be perfect.

Don Billingsley: See you Mike.

Don Billingsley: We're gonna get drunk, we're gonna get laid, and we're gonna win state but not tonight.

Charles Billingsley: Can't hold on to the lamp, can't hold on to the football.

Don Billingsley: I can hold on to the football, Dad. Now get the hell out of here!

Brian Chavez: We got to lighten up. We're 17.

Don Billingsley: Do you feel 17?

Mike Winchell: I don't feel 17.

Don Billingsley: What's wrong with you?

[yelling at his father after he throws his State Championship ring out the car window]

Don Billingsley: What the hell is WRONG with you?

Cheerleader: Hi Don!

Don Billingsley: Hey Karen.

Cheerleader: I made this is for you

[Hands him a rice krispie treat]

Cheerleader: . Do you like it? Do you like it?

Don Billingsley: Yeah... I think so. What is it?

Cheerleader: It's you as a rice krispie. Do you like it?

Don Billingsley: Yeah, I love it. Thanks.

Boobie Miles: Yo, Billingsley, you don't have to ever worry about hanging on to the football, you know why?

Don Billingsley: Why?

Boobie Miles: Because you ain't never gonna get the ball. Your job is to be blocking for Boobie and I don't care if your dad is sitting over there crying.

Don Billingsley: [Attacks Boobie] You just never shut up, do you?

Don Billingsley: If I have anything to say about it tonight you're going to get drunk and you're going to get laid.

Mike Winchell: I'm not going out drunk and foolin'.

Reporter: Your dad played at Permian. What's it like to be the son of a local legend?

Don Billingsley: Next question.

Brian Chavez: We will win State.

Don Billingsley: Chavez, you're like a human pi"ata. You get your ass all beat more than anybody I know, and you just sit there and spit out candy.

Mike Winchell: That's because he's out of here. He's got the grades. And no matter what we win or loose he knows he's getting out. He's got one foot out the door, man.

Brian Chavez: Give me the gun.

Don Billingsley: [making fun of Chavez] You're going to be drinking martinis, eating lamb chops, getting manicures...

Brian Chavez: You're just jealous.

Don Billingsley: ...removing your freakin' shoes.

Don Billingsley: Hey Chavo, be perfect.

Brian Chavez: You be perfect.

Mike Winchell: He designed his offense around one player. We're dead.

Brian Chavez: We're not dead. You just need to start throwing the ball.

Don Billingsley: We're dead.

Mike Winchell: [Deleted Scene] Did you think is was going to be this big?

Brian Chavez: Yeah.

Mike Winchell: Bullsh*t man.

Brian Chavez: I do.

Mike Winchell: You act like that. You think it's just a game. Something to check off on your list. Know what I think?

Brian Chavez: What's that?

Mike Winchell: I think you're scared just like the rest of us. But I think you're smart enough to see that one day when you look back from whatever big job or big house, or whatever it is that you got, that when you look back at this time, I dare you to beat it. I dare you.

Brian Chavez: It's just a game.

Don Billingsley: It doesn't feel like just a game to me.

Brian Chavez: So what's it feel like?

Don Billingsley: Feels like... feels like we're going to war.

Boobie Miles: Where's your girlfriend at, Water Bug?

Chris Comer: What?

Boobie Miles: You mean to say you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?

Permian Assistant Coach: 5 minutes, boys.

Boobie Miles: You want to know why you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?

Chris Comer: Why?

Boobie Miles: You got the wrong shoes, man!

[Comer looks at him confused]

Boobie Miles: You got on white Adidas! Dude, everyone knows that the shoes to wear is Nikes!

[Boobie pronounces them as Niks]

Boobie Miles: Adida can't hold a nickel next to Nike! Ask Ivory! Ask Preacher Man!

Ivory Christian: It don't matter what shoes you wear, Boobie.

Boobie Miles: C'mon, Preacher, bullshit!

Ivory Christian: Don't matter, man.

Boobie Miles: You know God made black beautiful. God made Boobie beautiful, black and strong...

Don Billingsley: [to Chavez] His mouth is getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

Boobie Miles: ...And when Boobie knocks some punks out, Boobie is going to knock them out with black Nikes on his feet, now ain't that right?

Ivory Christian: I could knock you out in a pair of flip flops.

Boobie Miles: Yeah, well I'm going to knock them out with black Nikes on my feet. And I'm gonna smile when I do.