Dominic Badguy Quotes in Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
Dominic Badguy Quotes:
Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... your name.
Dominic Badguy: Dominic: International Tour Manager.
[presents his business card]
Fozzie Bear: "Dominic Bad Guy"?
Dominic Badguy: "Bad-gee". It's French.
Dominic Badguy: [Holding Madrid newspaper] Check out our review. Five jamon serranos.
Pepe the King Prawn: Wow. Citizen Kane only got four jamon serranos.
Dominic Badguy: I want every seat in the house filled. Give tickets away if you have to.
Critic: Well, it's the Muppets. It won't be easy.
[Constantine sees Dominic in an animal suit]
Constantine: Number Two, you look ridiculous! Why are you wearing that?
Dominic Badguy: Because I am the Lemur, and the world's new No 1 Criminal! That's right, this is where I double-cross you!
Constantine: First rule of double-cross: you don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule, because it's so obvious!
[blows up Dominic]
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