Dominic Badguy Quotes in Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!

Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?

Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... your name.

Dominic Badguy: Dominic: International Tour Manager.

[presents his business card]

Fozzie Bear: "Dominic Bad Guy"?

Dominic Badguy: "Bad-gee". It's French.

Dominic Badguy: [Holding Madrid newspaper] Check out our review. Five jamon serranos.

Pepe the King Prawn: Wow. Citizen Kane only got four jamon serranos.

Dominic Badguy: I want every seat in the house filled. Give tickets away if you have to.

Critic: Well, it's the Muppets. It won't be easy.

[Constantine sees Dominic in an animal suit]

Constantine: Number Two, you look ridiculous! Why are you wearing that?

Dominic Badguy: Because I am the Lemur, and the world's new No 1 Criminal! That's right, this is where I double-cross you!

Constantine: First rule of double-cross: you don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule, because it's so obvious!

[blows up Dominic]