Domingo Quotes in 21 Jump Street (2012)

Tom Hanson: [pointing gun at Schmidt and Jenko] Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!

[pointing gun at Domingo]

Tom Hanson: On your knees! Now!

Officer Doug Penhall: Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!

Domingo: What the...

Officer Doug Penhall: Put your guns on the ground!

Schmidt: Yes! Yes!

Tom Hanson: Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!

Schmidt: We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.

Domingo: You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!

Tom Hanson: Tough titty, I fucked her too!

Domingo: What?

Tom Hanson: You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end!

Schmidt: There are worse things in the world.

Tom Hanson: We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!

Officer Doug Penhall: Actually, I just said that to mess with you.

Tom Hanson: What?

Officer Doug Penhall: It looks tough.

Jenko: Hey, man, look we know what its like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.

Tom Hanson: You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.

Jenko: What? That's crazy, man!

Tom Hanson: Yeah!

Jenko: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?

Domingo: [Looks surprised] You want to beat my dick off?

Jenko: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

Tom Hanson: You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation.

Schmidt: We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.

Domingo: You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man.

Tom Hanson: Tough titty. I fucked her, too.

Domingo: What?

Tom Hanson: You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?

Schmidt: Worse things in the world.

Tom Hanson: We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man.

Officer Doug Penhall: Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.