Dolly Quotes in The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

Dolly: [as they stand watching Greenly pretend to examine a crime like Smecker did in the first movie, listening to "Sister Christian" on headphones and sing incredibly off-key] Why is...

Detective Duffy: [Cutting Dolly Off] I don't know.

Detective Greenly: We are totally fucked! Not just fucked, like elephant dick, pound in the ass, no reach-around, jungle fucked!

Detective Duffy: Now's not the time to panic, Green Beans!

Detective Greenly: I disagree! Now's the perfect time to panic! We are all accessories!

Dolly: Don't you fucking say it.

Detective Greenly: Oh, I'm gonna say it alright.

Detective Duffy: You've got to calm down. Just calm down, alright? Just calm...

Dolly: You've got a mouth, you know that?

Detective Duffy: Shut the fuck up!

Detective Duffy: Look! We need to figure out what we're gonna do when the boys show and start doing what they do best. 'Cause that's when the shit's really gonna hit the fan.

Dolly: But everyone is assuming that the boys are gonna turn up.We got no way of knowing that for sure

Detective Greenly: Yeah,that could totally happen.They could not come back.

Detective Duffy: What dream world did you two just slip into? We know the boys,Is there any part of you that thinks that they're just gonna let this slide? Believe this,they're either on their way or they're already here.

Detective Duffy: This is not good. She's gunnin' for the boys hard.

Dolly: This broad, trying to put a feather in her cap, is going to get us all locked up. I mean, this couldn't be going any worse.

Detective Duffy: Let's calm down.

Detective Greenly: Calm down? Calm down? You know they're going to throw us in the Hoag. We put half of those deranged sex freaks in there. I hope you guys like cock sandwiches, 'cause we'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Dolly: Wow, cowboy. You just jump right in, don't you? I'm Dolly.

Woody: [shakes her hand] Woody.

Dolly: Woody? You're gonna stick with that? Well, now's the time to change it, you know, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly.

Woody: Hey, if any of you get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell 'em Woody made it home.

Dolly: You came from Sunnyside?

Trixie: But how'd you escape?

Woody: Well, it wasn't easy. I... What do you mean "escape"?

Mr. Pricklepants: Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.

Woody: Wh...? Lotso?

Buttercup: The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!

Woody: But, how'd you know that?

Mr. Pricklepants: Chuckles... he'll tell you.

[Dolly is relaying Mrs. Travers' notes to Disney]

Dolly: She wants to know why Mr. Banks was given a moustache.

Walt Disney: [off-handedly] Oh, I asked for that.

Dolly: Yes, she wants to know why.

Walt Disney: [pointedly] Because *I* asked for it.

Butchie Peraino: [Eating oysters] You know, these are natural aphrodisiacs, honey.

Dolly: Yeah?

Butchie Peraino: Yeah, they make you horny.

Dolly: I'm always horny.

Dolly: [on Miss Winters] She seems most civilised.

Cissy: They said that about The Ripper.

Dolly: I love this internet. It's part fantasy, part community, and you get to pay your bills naked.

Dolly: Watch yourself. With those girls cleaning is a contact sport!

Dolly: Wolf Fishbein said, in order to hide the bodies, you ate them!

Max: So, what are you making a fuss? Some bury, some burn, I ate!

Dolly: Must have been the collard greens that made me lose control!

Nuru: You knew about Alim and Khaled? How?

Dolly: Their room was right beside ours. Your son has quite a set of lungs on him.

Nuru: Oh my God!

Dolly: Yes, like that! Exactly like that.

Nuru: I don't see how you could go ahead with the nuptials.

Dolly: What do you mean?

Nuru: Nuptials. It means...

Dolly: I know what nuptials mean, my son is a dentist!

Dolly: You know the Bible? My story is longer than that.

James: Was he the fellow that stole the mummy from the British Museum?

Sir Peter: Hmm, yes

Dolly: What did he do with the mummy?

James: It was found next day wearing a top hat occupying the front bench of the House of Lords

Dolly: What about trying something alternative?

Maggie: What? Like acupuncture?

Maggie: I don't know anything about boys or men. It's not like I had any role model.

Dolly: You had me.

Dolly: Why, you mustn't skip breakfast. It's the most imp... important meal.

Victor: I'm fat ma.

Dolly: You are not fat, you are not. Honey, you're husky, you're... you're well-built, you're macho!

Victor: I am fat ma!

Dolly: Sometimes I think... I compare my life to yours. You travel, you go to Italy, you do what you like. You are loved. While I... no ecstasy, no glamour, all the things you have. And Sergei? What of him?

Anna Karenina: I don't see him. Karenin won't let me see him.

Dolly: Oh. That must be hard.

Dolly: Well, whatever way one lives, there's a penalty, I suppose.

Dolly: Jessie, now we can play!

Dolly: Oh, goody, we're going for a ride!

Mrs. Ravenscroft: What are you doing here? Burning the meat?

Dolly: Em... no ma'am... we're burning the gravy.

Mrs. Ravenscroft: Ah! It's the gravy, is it? Oh well, that's all right then I suppose. Excuse me inspector, I must just go now and supervise the... eh... ritual burning of the gravy.

Mrs. Ravenscroft: Dolly! *Why* is the pudding on the floor?

Dolly: Well, I put it down there to cool ma'am. There's a nice draught down there.

Mrs. Ravenscroft: Well, it must be cool enough *now*. The cat's eating it.

Mrs. Ravenscroft: I swear on my mother's grave!

Dolly: But your mother is alive! She lives over a pub in Bristol.

Mrs. Ravenscroft: Well, then... I swear on my mother's pub!

Mrs. Ravenscroft: Dolly! Get your wretched wiggely little bum in here!

Dolly: Excuse me sir. If I don't go she'll kill me. Well... I don't mean actually kill me. I was speaking... you know... metaphysically.

Inspector Tomas Hatcher: You mean... metaphorically?

Dolly: As you say, sir.