Dog Quotes in Men at Work (1990)

Dog: [Morning rises on Mike and Jeff still in their underwear, Mike still bent over Jeff, handcuffed to the merry-go-round. A dog walks up to the awkard pair and cocks his head]

Mike: Hey, it's not what it looks like. We're respectable peace officers.

Dog: Bark!

Jeff, Cop: See, it's all, one great big, funny mix-up...

Dog: [dog goes over next to the merry-go-round, heists his leg, and pees, which hits Mike and Jeff]

Mike: Ugh! No!

Jeff, Cop: No!

Mike: Shoo!

Jeff, Cop: Shoo!

Mike: Shoo!

Jeff, Cop: Shoo!

Dog: [the dog trots off]

Dog: [to Carl and Russell after Muntz accepts them] I like you temporarily!

[Dug manage to outsmart Alpha]

Dog: Oh my Gosh! Alpha wears the Cone of Shame!

[Alpha struggles to get his head unstuck from Between the Steering Wheel. He also damaged his Collar while doing so]

Alpha: [Squeaky Voice] Not yet you fool! Get this thing off me!

Dug: Sit!

[Alpha sits, the Other Dogs then do the same]

Dog: Yes Alpha!

Dug: Hey, I'm not Alpha. He is. Oh!

Chicken Little: There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!

Dog: What did he say?

Mayor Turkey Lurkey: [reading a sign-holding dog's signs] There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!

Dog: Well, at least we can sell the video to "Chickens Gone Wild."

Dog: What are the odds on Terrible Tom?

Dog Bookie: Terrible.

Dog: [Tied to a walnut tree after after ruining Wal and Cheeky's date] You think you can break my spirit, do you Wal Footrot? Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate. The blood of the Grey Ghost flows in these veins! I got one thing to say to you Wal Footrot.

[startled by the screams of rats]

Dog: I'm sorry!

[repeated line]

Dog: Ye Gods!

Dog: Excuse me, sir. Who's flying this plane right now?

Dog: I'll find you... I'll find you.

Bacon: 'Course you will sweetheart!

[Ties Dog's hands behind him]

Dog: I'll find you.

Bacon: What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!

Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!

Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!

Dog: What the fuck is that?

Mickey: It's me bren gun.

Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

Dog: So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? In fact, this is a bit more than a bit of a problem. I'd say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems! And the reason it's such a fucking monstrosity of a problem is, *you haven't got the first idea who did this to us, have ya*?

Plank: We've been up all night. It's no one from round here. We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. If it was a toerag from the manor, we'd know.

Dog: [screaming] You'd know? You'd fucking know? You wouldn't know if it was the next door *fucking* neighbours! Get out there and find them! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya!

[Kicks Plank's head through a wall, revealing a set of listening equipment]

Dog: Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. Winston Churchill said that. I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. And I got bigger teeth than you two.

Dog: Where the fuck did she come from?

[Punches Gloria]

Dog: That is it. Tie her up. We're outta here.

John: So they had the cash.

Paul: And the puff.

Dog: Cheeky bastards. Count it.

John: Shit, Dog. There's a lot. Don't you wanna do it next door?

Dog: We're not going next door until we flay them dead men walking.