Dodo Quotes in Ice Age (2002)

Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.

Manfred: So you got three melons?

Dodo: Prepare for the Ice Age.

Sid: Ice Age?

Diego: I've heard of these crackpots.

Dodo: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you.

Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on...

Manfred: Get away from me.

Dodo: [rallying other dodoes] Prepare for the Ice Age.

Dodo: Protect the dodo way of life.

Dodo: Survival separates the dodos from the beasts.

Dodo: There goes our last female.

Dodo: Tae Kwon Dodos, attack!

Dodo: [lecturing about a crater] Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...

Dodo: [runs in] Intruders. Intruders... oops.

[trips and falls into crater]

Dodo: ...Burn and die.

Dodo: Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!

White Rabbit: We need a lazard with a liddle... a lad... can you help us?

Bill: At your service, gov'nor.

Dodo: Bill, my lad. Have you ever been down a chimney?

Bill: Why, gov'nor, I've been down more chimneys...

Dodo: Excellent, excellent. Now just hop down the chimney and pull that monster out of there.

Bill: Righto, gov'nor... Monster? Aaaaah!

Dodo: I say, you'll never get dry that way.

Alice: Get dry?

Dodo: Have to run with the others. First rule of a caucus race, you know.

Dodo: [singing] We'll blow the thing there out, we'll smoke the monster out!

White Rabbit: [singing] We'll smoke the monster ou...

[realizes what he just sang]

White Rabbit: NO! No-ho! My poor house and furniture!

Larry Cain: Who was that?

Pat 'Pop' Walters: Foxy Woxy Corporation. They make Lovies.

Dodo: You've heard their slogan, champ: Say I Love You with a Breathe of Spring.

Larry Cain: What?

Pat 'Pop' Walters: Lovies. You know, them breathe killers.

Dodo: If you been eatin' onions, all you have to do is pop one in your clapper and you blow out like a violet.