Dodge Quotes in Fled (1996)

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Dodge Quotes:

  • [discussing how to split the money]

    Piper: I want half.

    Dodge: Half. Fuck you, this isn't divorce.

  • Dodge: Haven't you ever seen "What's Love Got To Do With It"?

  • [as Rico explains the Chinese death procedure]

    Dodge: You're Chinese?

    Rico: I'm Cuban. But I have an affinity for all cultures. Part of my mongrel upbringing on the streets of New York.

    Dodge: New York. That explains the hostility.

  • Det. Matthew 'Gib' Gibson: Dodge!

    Dodge: Gibson!

    Det. Matthew 'Gib' Gibson: It's a setup!

    Piper: Move!

  • Dodge: We gotta get into a rhythm.

    Piper: What the fuck you know about rhythm?

    Dodge: I'm a foster child, raised by the state.

    Piper: What's your point?

    Dodge: There was this caretaker who was like a father to me. His name was Titus. He taught me that everybody lives their life according to a rhythm. You make love to a rhythm. Your heart beats to a rhythm. If we're gonna run together, we gotta get into the same rhythm.

    Piper: I got your rhythm, convict.

    [Pulls out and plays harmonica]

  • Dodge: The question is not so much where we are as when we are.

  • Dodge: [On deciding where to continue next] Which direction?

    George Taylor: That way...

    Dodge: Any particular reason?

    George Taylor: [sarcastically] None at all...

  • [last lines]

    Penny: I don't want to fall asleep. Okay? Don't let me fall asleep. Promise.

    Dodge: I promise. What about your parents?

    Penny: They're romantics. They understand. Besides, they've got each other. I just want to be with you.

    Dodge: And I want to be with you.

    Penny: I couldn't live without you. No matter how long. What do we do now?

    Dodge: I just want to lay here with you. Just want to talk to you.

    Penny: Okay. What are we gonna talk about?

    Dodge: Where'd you grow up?

    Penny: Well, I was born in Surrey. My whole family are from there. My mum was a journalist before she married my dad. They never fought. Or at least we never heard them fight. Charlie's the oldest, then Benny, then me. We had a sister but she died when she was born. I still think about her.

    [*explosion*]

    Penny: Oh God.

    Dodge: What was her name? What was your sister's name?

    Penny: Patricia. Patricia Hope Lockhart.

    Dodge: That's beautiful. That's a beautiful name.

    Penny: I wish I'd met you a long time ago. When we were kids.

    Dodge: It couldn't have happened any other way. It had to happen now.

    Penny: But it isn't enough time.

    Dodge: It never would have been.

    Penny: I'm scared.

    Dodge: I... am madly in love with you, Penny. You're my favorite, favorite thing.

    Penny: I thought that somehow we'd save each other.

    Dodge: We did. Penny. I'm really glad I got to know you.

  • Penny: You're a really nice person.

    Dodge: You are an awful judge of character.

  • Penny: I promise not to steal anything if you promise not to rape me.

    Dodge: Agreed.

  • [first lines]

    Radio Announcer: OK, what we're getting now is - yes, they're saying it was in fact a fire that erupted inside the external tank of the ship, exactly ninety-eight seconds after it entered the asteroid field. No one is sure what caused the fire which led to the massive explosion, killing all twelve crew members and scientists aboard the space shuttle Deliverance, taking with them our last and only hope. Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and we'll be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the 'End of Days', along with *all* your classic rock favorites. This is Q 107.2.

    Dodge: [listening on the car radio] I think we missed the exit.

  • Dodge: How did you learn to cook like this?

    Penny: I watched everything my mum did, and did the exact opposite.

  • Dodge: Wow. You have a lot of guns, and a lot of potato chips.

  • Dodge: I just can't spend the last month of my life getting to know someone. It's ridiculous.

    Diane: You don't like Karen?

    Dodge: I couldn't possibly give a shit. I am not gonna sit across from someone and hear all their stories, even if she was someone I could be interested in, because I just... I'm not sure that the month between my wife leaving me and the end of the world sounds like good timing. Do you?

  • Penny: [noticing photograph] Who's the girl.

    Dodge: Who? Oh, that's Olivia.

    Penny: Is she the one that got away?

    Dodge: Well, they all got away, but she was the first, yeah.

  • Frank: So, you're here to tell me all the things I did wrong?

    Dodge: No, *you* know all the things you did wrong.

  • Trucker: Don't tell me they sent a girl to do a man's job - I *specifically* requested a male! Unless you're some sort of team, is that how this works?

    Dodge: Okay, you know what, I don't think I am who you think I am.

    Trucker: [long pause, Trucker laughs uproariously] Well, that 's a relief! Because, I was afraid I could fight you off.

    [Dodge chuckles uneasily]

    Trucker: You know, Dodge, when a man-

    [bullet blasts through truck windshield into Trucker's neck]

  • Trucker: If you ask me, a man's not supposed to know when he's going to die, it's not natural. That's when you find yourself renting the gun and buying the bullet. But that ain't no way into heaven... idn't that right, Dodge?

    Dodge: [distracted] Hm?

    [shakes head "No"]

    Dodge: No, I guess not.

  • Dodge: [frustrated] Ohhh...

    [notices Cell-Mate]

    Dodge: Hello, what are you in for?

    Cell-Mate: Disturbing the peace.

    Dodge: Ha-ha, brilliant.

    [sits on cot]

    Dodge: Well, might as well get comfortable. This is as good a place to die as any.

  • Penny: I did ruin your life.

    Dodge: No you didn't. I had a really long head start.

  • Dodge: So, Boss, uh, how come you let Twinkletoes escape?

    Diesel 10: [in a slightly ashamed but still "tough-guy" tone] Oh, that... uh... well, I-I was TESTing him... to see if he COULD - - escape.

    Splatter: [in a sarcastic skeptical tone] Ahhh... yeah... Liar, liar.

    Dodge: Pants on fire.

    Splatter: Does he wear pants?

    Dodge: Well, TRAINing pants...

  • Diesel 10: [in a gloating tone of evil triumph upon seeing Thomas and Lady sitting on the track a few hundred yards ahead] Ha-haaa! It's the blue PUFFball! And look who he's with! Splodge! Come and destroy!

    Splatter: [fed up with D10's belligerent arrogance and his lack of respect and appreciation for them] No, you do it yourself.

    Dodge: [equally disgusted with D10's attitude and behavior] We don't like you.

    Splatter: Yeah, and we mean that.

    Dodge: Emphatically.

    Splatter: What does that mean?

    Dodge: I have no idea.

    Splatter: [approvingly] It's a good word.

  • Splatter: [to Dodge, about Thomas] Hey! Hey! Just watch what happens to that blue puffball...

    Dodge: When Harold the flopper chopper flies past here.

    Splatter: Right!

    Harold: [Flies by] Routine, fly-by chaps. Hello!

    Splatter: The Boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere.

    Dodge: Let's start laughing now!

    Splatter: [laughing] Yeah!

    Harold: [Flies past the shed, causing dust to fly everywhere] Sorry, fellows. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now!

    [Flies away. Splatter and Dodge cough through the dust]

    Splatter: Uh, did you mean to look like that?

    Dodge: Uh, no.

    Splatter: Uh, neither did I.

    Thomas: This must be Diesel's doing. Ah-choo-choo.

    [puffs away]

  • Toby: I've got to delay them! I've got to distract them! Hmm... Hmm...

    [Toby dings bell five times]

    Diesel 10: It's the teapot! Smash him!

    [Diesel knocks down shed roof with Pinchy, which traps him, Splatter, and Dodge inside]

    Dodge: Uh... boss... did you mean to let the roof fall in?

    Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?

    Diesel 10: I always mean what I do!

    [all moan]

  • Dodge: Uhh... Boss... did you really mean to make the roof fall in?

    Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?

    Diesel 10: [in a distressed, somewhat breathless, ''I'm feeling squished under here'' tone of voice] I ALWAYS mean what I do - - ughkhh - - ya RATTLEtraps!

  • Diesel 10: [happily admiring the Mount Rushmore-type hillside carving of his face that Pinchy had made, and then suddenly realizing that Splatter and Dodge are there] , Oh, yeah-ah-AHEM! Okay, listen up, you two! I got a JOB for you, Splodge!

    Splatter: Uh... actually it's "Splatter".

    Dodge: A-and "Dodge".

    Diesel 10: [in a hot-headed bossy tone of arrogant impatience] I hain't got TIME to say both NAMES!

  • Dodge: Women are the most resilient creations. You can do anything you want to a woman, and maintain he respect. You can forget a romantic anniversary, you can cheat on her with her best friend, you can pop her in the rear once in a while just to change the pace of things. But you must never, never let her smell your poop.

  • Munder: I just think I shit my pants.

    Dodge: No, you always smell that way.

  • Dodge: You smell that? I smell bullshit!

  • Greer: Earlier, when I was doing my recon, I could swear I heard a women's voice singing to me. It was like she was, like she was coming on to me or something.

    Munder: Oh, no.

    Greer: It was the sexiest voice I ever heard, man.

    Santos: She got any backup singers?

    Munder: Brother, whatever you're on, get me some!

    Dodge: I think maybe you're not quite ready to get married, Greer.

  • Dodge: Hey, check this out.

    Munder: Hey, it's a watch. Congratulations, buddy.

    Dodge: No... look again, you moron! It's a digital watch. Do the math. They didn't have digital watches in 1962.

  • Dodge: You want to build a raft?

    Greer: I wanna build a raft!

  • Munder: Where's your empathy?

    Dodge: Winners do not empathize with losers.

  • Dodge: Can I tell you something else? When we get back, I'm gonna take my money and I'm gonna buy you a bathtub.

  • Dodge: I shot Ferriman; he's dead.

    Epps: Yeah, don't be so sure, Dodge!

  • Munder: What's with the heart?

    Epps: Found it. Belonged to this little girl.

    Dodge: What girl?

    Epps: She told me to get off this boat.

    Ferriman: You mean she's talking to you now?

    Munder: What the hell are you guys talking about?

  • Epps: Call me if you need anything.

    Dodge: How about a pizza?

    Epps: You're *so* funny!

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